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sport j2 money culture scene video subscription ANTE TOMIĆ Ante Tomić Ante Tomić Not even in the cemetery, you see, there is no right. Kovacevic did not regret the cash to be a celebrity corpse one day A quarter of a million, the money for which a two-story house can be obtained in Slavonia, he gave in Zagreb for 15 m2 of damp basement space 8831791 Željko Puhovski / Cropix Posted: September 26, 2020 8:40 pm Facebook Twitter Messenger E-mail As real estate agents jokingly repeat, whether you are buying an apartment or a house, only three things matter: location, location, and location. It’s the same when you buy a grave, the last property you’ll need. A property that you will move into when you become a property yourself, a simple rectangular hole in the ground without electricity, water, heating and wireless internet. In fact, when we mention it, we might even be able to introduce the internet, because of the younger generations. You know how bored grandchildren are when their parents bring them to their grandfather’s grave. They scurry to the side on their cell phones waiting for Mom to sweep the leaves and twigs and change the flowers in the vase, dissatisfied because they are offline. The device should be built into the monument, or maybe even put in a coffin, so that the boy is not left without Instagram and his favorite game, even in a gloomy place. Consider this add-on if you are buying a grave, Wi-Fi network 'dida87', password 'rest dying', all connected, in small letters. But above all, we have already said, look at the location. It doesn’t matter where you lie, let alone in eternity. I don’t know how much you know about eternity, you’d be amazed at how long it lasts. Strive to settle in a good neighborhood, among the finer, educated, wealthy. If you graduated from the Faculty of Agriculture in your lifetime, and in death you are looking for equals, to have a B.Sc. ing. or dr. in front of the name. Honor to everyone, both porters and drivers know how to be wonderful people, but still you don’t want to be buried next to someone with a high school diploma. You may not care, but your family won't. Create a socially stimulating environment for your loved ones, the opportunity to meet an interesting world at your last resting place on Soul Day, to make lucrative business contacts, find partners for preference or be erotically interested in the grieving granddaughter of some academic, not to fall into class discomfort with a shuffle that came to the cemetery in a tracksuit with a toothpick in its teeth. A nice example of such responsible behavior we met a few days ago, actually by accident. When Dragan Kovačević , the head of a large state-owned company, was arrested for taking bribes , the Mirogoj tomb in a privileged place, in the so-called Alley of Merited Citizens, was discovered among his vast movable and immovable property. To the left of the table tennis legend, to the right of the fearless fighter for Croatian independence, he also pushed himself into the company of famous actresses, composers, conductors and painters, who does not stand out at all. Except maybe greed. You would think that such a place cannot be bought, but only acquired by the merits with which you have indebted your country and people, but Kovačević still bought it, it is estimated at two hundred and fifty thousand kunas. A quarter of a million, the money for which a furnished two-story house with a garage, barn, barn and several hectares of gardens and orchards can be obtained in Slavonia, he gave in Zagreb for fifteen square meters of damp basement space. It may not seem particularly intelligent, but insiders claim it is worth every penny. There is a great demand for beds in better cemetery neighborhoods, among the more respectabl